Dark Souls III: Vatican Edition
Cuatro’s cardinal conclave coverage channels the divine with Dark Souls 3’s Pontiff Sulyvahn, proving that papal succession requires defeating a boss in an ornate cathedral—because why not? The segment hilariously merges sacred duty and video game aesthetics, complete with fireballs and archdeacon armor. While we’re all imagining the Vatican as a game world, let’s be clear: This is 100% how it’s done. > "The next Pope must prove they can parry like Francis did against Sulyvahn. If not, Irithyll awaits."